Summary
(3e’s concept design models are: local grass farms, online education, lease-2-own housing, neighborhood renewable energy, socially beneficial businesses, integrated recycling/composting, and electric shuttle transport)
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That’s right, the sexiest models you have ever met, or imagined meeting. Those rippling abercrombie beef steaks are mere sloppy joe meat compared to our 3e models. Those Baywatch babes look like beached whales next to the stunning conceptual models of 3e design.
Our models don’t have the trappings of flesh and blood, yuk! Nobody finds bloody flesh sexy, unless you’re related to the Manson family. Our models are suspended in the rhealm of outside of the box thinking. Our team of quantum physicists used all 10 dimensions of string theory to come up with these 7 community solutions. Here is the short on the 7, and I don’t mean dwarves:
1) Electric shuttle service cutting down on congestion, pollution, creating jobs, independence through mobility for seniors and those with disabilities.
2) Educational technology allowing teachers to custom make text books for a quarter of the cost of major publishers, personalized online accounts for students, tutor media, and all free to the world bringing quality education to poor and rural areas.
3) Local grass farms improving quality of meats and dairy by limiting hormones and antibiotics, cutting transport costs and pollution, ethical treatment of farm animals, reducing terrorist threat which has been identified as a top priority for preserving the food supply from biological contamination.
4) Rent to own housing including 5 hours of weekly neighborhood charity as a part of rent to strengthen communities, improve invested property value, increase home ownership, and provide a network for localized assistance to neighborhoods.
5) Support socially beneficial businesses with loans, consulting, and mangement resources to build a local infrastructure of economic stability and security
6) Recycling waste management for old technology, construction materials, and biodegradibles using natural composting techniques to stop the practice of burrying our trash in the ground.
7) Renewable energy harvesting by using solar panels on all rental houses, saving on utility costs, becoming independent of foreign oil, reducing co2 pollution, creating emergency power durring times of crisis.
Aren’t these 7 designs(not dwarves) sexy! Don’t ya know Joe, they are Palin-sexy. That’s one motherly moose-huntin’ maverick! Our three teams(tech, econ, & sub) will collaborate to make these a reality, bringing them all into the 5 dimensions of our world: verticle, horizontal, depth, space-time, and love.
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